January 2009
http://twitpic.com/199m7 - This how I relax on a stressful Friday - work outside and smoke
wow, this is pretty hilarious: Mad Men Mad Libs: http://tinyurl.com/b6mjes
copycats kill babies (http://bit.ly/yEQD) —- thankfully 1) my site has a url you can type B) is decent looking (http://bit.ly/ahYt)
you really don’t meet someone named Seamus often enough. Also, listening to Amusement Parks of Fire and feeling aggressively passive
attempting a new career — VulgarCookies™ “Without patience there is no reward …. fuckbag”
doing our part to be “green” - diaper service guy is here, pretty amazing (and cost effective): http://bit.ly/EwLk
i’m all excited that i figured out a timer script that automatically fades in a page element at a certain time. i’m such a geek
thanks dreams, I really didn’t want all the sleep/rest, i much prefer you rerunning the same storyline all night (w/family getting killed)
my brain works doesn’t well so for the programming when had i’ve with the wine of glasses and glasses of such. me sleepy’s
watching Season 4 Ep. 5 of LOST “The Constant” (on ABC) to see if I can’t get some retrospect answers.
it doesn’t matter if you are the best among your peers as much as it matters if your client thinks you are the best for them
might as well cancel school again, why bother going for just 1 day in the week?
wife came into office with some “Pooze” making fart sounds, in tears from laughing, she’s been entertaining herself with that all day
I really have no idea what day it is, what time it is, or what I’m supposed to be doing, except I’m doing all of it simultaneously
movie candy tally so far: Twizzlers: 4, Junior Mints:3, M&Ms: 2, Reese’s: 2, Sour Patch: 2, and 7 others tied with 1 apiece
ok, everyone name your “must have” movie candy (candy you have to have at a movie) ….. ready …….. GO! ……….. (mine, Twizzlers)
this coffee tastes different, likes it not trying or is making excuses for why its bad — OH, its because I’m drinking out of a Bengals mug.
yet another iPhone camera app that I will most likely buy: QuadCamera (http://artandmobile.com/quadcamera/)
sorry, about 97% of that last Tweet made no sense to 73% of you, I’m 90% sure.
The button being pushed keeps the bomb from detonating, and the bright white light is the release of it’s energy
So the hydro bomb is buried and contained but has been leaking, ben opens up the container and this sets some radiation time thing
sad; had a great opportunity for photo usage, but 2 years ago didn’t make practice of getting model releases, and can’t find the guy now
when your pee smells like coffee it might be a sign that you’ve had enough … oh stop, you know what I’m talking about (unless you don’t)
Anyone out there know of a typical going rate for 1 year usage (for multiple applications) on a single photo?
This is easily the best commercial I have ever seen (via @masonpoe) http://bit.ly/YlR4
Its a snow lasagna out there … snow, layer of ice, snow … perfect time to go outside, drink some coffee, laugh at people trying to drive
Why must I always being taking a drink of something when Fringe shows liquefied brain matter being drained into a cup!? Ick.
sadly i work at home, thus i do not get a snow day (and i have to work with added benefit of loud childrens)
things i don’t understand: liens, NASCAR, instant potatoes, styrofoam peanuts static superpowers, intolerant toleration mongers, finger food
Ok Tuesday, what happened? We had a deal - you were supposed to be Monday, but you went ahead of me anyway. I’m not pleased.
thankfully caught the boy stuffing snow in the neighbors mailboxes …………… so we could laugh together about it (kidding, kidding)
So, Mr Tuesday you’ve started off very poorly and from here on out we’ll just call you Monday to make-believe that I’m ahead of schedule
a bazillion businesses/schools closed preemptively because of snow that isn’t coming because weathermen suck - oops by snow we meant nothing
wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait ………… wait ……………………. we have a new president?
I’m pretty sure I’m unsure about everything I once was very sure about but I’m not sure if that’s true
thinking of hiring my own personal J. Walter Weatherman since I’ll be less “hands-on” when the baby comes.
I really needed to see this today, I think you might as well: http://tinyurl.com/dhryhd
My face hurts from the awesome, Jeremy Cowart, Louie Giglio and Passion World Tour present Awakening the book (http://is.gd/hiUN)
2 weeks and 1 day till touchdown of kid #3. The closer this gets the more unprepared I feel.
There comes a time in every mans life where he must choose to either strangle his child for their sass or wisely put himself in timeout
hello todday, you’re slowly turning into a real bitch - how bout we start over without so much bleh …
prepping for church. just waiting for run-thru - all is good; too good, just means something is bound to go wrong
I believe all the ills in America can be cured if we make the “Miss America” pageant a “to-the-death-with-bacon” event
I’m so full I can’t breath.
people are coming over soon, which must be a signal to the boy to get naked and run around
the kids get up, get themselves breakfast, watch shows; self sufficient. sadly i can’t get used to this because baby will be here in 2 weeks